Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Roads

21 Jul

There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?- Doc Brown

So…what do I think the future will be like? There are two possible ways the future could go, A. awesome or B. everything will be dirty, kids will be stupid gang bangers, Biff Tannen will own a casino, run the police and force your Mom to get fake knockers.

Two McFlys, one gun.

Looks like we are all in alternate 1985. Damn it.

I’m sure I should want World peace and for an end to hunger, but I’m NOT trying to be Miss America and those things are boring. My wish is for the future to be full of hover boards, flying cars, and machines that dress you and do your hair just like on ‘The Jetsons.’  You know what they say, “You can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, see which one fills up first.” It’s 2011, four years away from 2015 (when Back to the Future II took place)…where’s my damn hover board?!  Hollywood has lied to me about what the future holds. It’s full of lame ass iPhones that never work, people are stupider than ever, yea we have 3-D movies (who gives a crap?!) and there’s no talk of hydrating pizzas or meals in pill form. As for Biff making moms gets fake titties, just watch any of the ‘Real Housewives’ and you’ll see how true that became…uh, frightening!

As Doc Brown said, “You’re in charge of your future, make it a good one!” I am in the process of getting that done. Plus I’m pretty sure I already did a post about goals for my future…but a hoverboard would really make things a lot better!


5 Responses to “Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Roads”

  1. BabyCakes July 21, 2011 at 2:10 AM #

    Life would be so much better with a hover board. I wonder if they’re woking on making those… I read an article that said the Japanese are working on making 3D movies where people don’t have to wear 3D glasses, so maybe that’s what’s holding up the hover boards, haha.

    • L July 21, 2011 at 2:28 AM #

      Then we need to bomb Japan because they’re going crazy again!

  2. Lozzz123 July 21, 2011 at 2:36 AM #

    Wow that IS scary. I never liked that Biff.

    And theres still a couple of years left, maybe hoverboards will show up – I hope!!

    • MAYBELLINE July 21, 2011 at 7:53 AM #

      Nope. This IS the bad Back to the Future. Or possibly, this is Blast from the Past. If you can’t have Christopher Lloyd then you must have Christopher Walken.


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