7 Dec

And gay dudes think I'm a sassy bitch...what now!

So…I’m just going to keep talking about people who open their mouths and tell me rude/inappropriate things because, well, because apparently I’m a bitch, so let’s just roll with that.

While walking to my car with some co-workers, it came up that I have been single for eons. One of the girls told me she thought the reason guys didn’t approach me was because of how I look.  How’s that you ask?

“Like a bitch.”

And that’s not all,  if I am approached, she bet that men were scared off by my personality…

Which is also, one of a bitch.

Well then.

It's a burden being this attractive. You're so lucky to be plain.

If I’m a total bitch, then I suppose I’m justified in my response, which is the following:

Yes, I do walk into a room confident that I have a fabulous face, hair and tits. Clearly that makes you uncomfortable. Not my problem.  Buy some make up.

You’re right, I don’t dumb myself down, unlike 90% of the girls in Southern California, just to find a guy.  If “men” are scared of me because of my personality, then I have a tampon for them to use because they’re clearly p*ssies.  I’m not interested in those anyways… I’m not a lesbian.

You know why I’m such a bitch, bitch? Because I have to do everything MYSELF! I don’t count on my boyfriend or daddy to take care of stuff for me as an adult.  And, yes,  I’ve always been like this. In high school I was editor in chief  of the yearbook and fired half of my staff (because they sucked and didn’t do ANYTHING!) So, Smaptie and I did that book ourselves….then I had to wear a heart monitor to school because my heart was freaking out due to all the the stress I was under and everyone thought I had cancer.

But that’s besides the point.

The point is:

So I guess I’ll keep being single because apparently, people are scared of attractive, smart chicks.

And thank you, for your unsolicited opinion, bitch.


4 Responses to “BITCH”

  1. MAYBELLINE December 8, 2011 at 9:43 AM #

    Isn’t it interesting how some “nice” person feels they need to point out your faults? Do not associate with those types. Those types are the meanest “nice” people around. This is way some people similar to yourself avoid being around people. Plants and animals are much more interesting.

    Did this “nice” person need a ride home?

    • MAYBELLINE December 8, 2011 at 9:44 AM #

      Please disregard any typos and junk. I crunched that comment out in in 2 seconds.

    • L December 12, 2011 at 1:24 PM #

      No they didn’t need a ride home. I’m such a bitch, but I would never tell someone that. I hate people.


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