I’ve Gotta Be Me

2 Nov

So…apparently my last post really resonated because I got a LOT of private messages from people who read it and the feedback ran the gamete in extremes.

My Dad still thinks I have zero gaydar and everyone down here is gay. This coming from the man who watches ‘The Notebook’ every time it’s on TV. And let’s not even talk about his weird love affair with human giant, Julia Child. Yea, I’m calling you out Dad, that’s kind of gay.

Other people were super pissed that I had to have such an exhausting experience. Thank you for being mad for me? Yep, it was draining to deal with, but thank God I can see the ridiculousness of it all. If I couldn’t, I’d be crazy by now. Like, Britney Spears shaving her head, baseball bat wielding, kook job.

I also got this sentiment from a few people, “Not all guys are idiots.” If I thought all guys were knuckle dragging morons, I would have given up years ago. I know there are nice, straight, guys out there and I know quite a few of them. My Grampa, my Dad (when he’s not cursing out an inanimate object that “got in his way.”) Smaptie’s Dad, John, Alan (Anyone who watches movies all day long for four days once every year with me is a prince!) and a few more, but you get the point. I don’t write about all the guys I date on here either, I’ve dated some nice guys that I didn’t want to write about because this isn’t a dating blog. It’s a blog about crap that pisses me off…and sometimes movies and cats.

I also heard, “You’re a such a catch.” First, thank you. Second, saying I’m awesome in response to me repeatedly failing in the dating world doesn’t make me feel better. It kind of makes me angry that the people I want to see that don’t and those that do, are married…or my Grandma, who HAS to say it.

And one person took it very much to heart and was hurt by it. No, it was not the moose knuckle I wrote about, it was an actual nice guy. I felt completely horrible about making someone feel bad, especially one that most certainly didn’t deserve it.

SYKE!!! This guy is a lying tool who thought he could get away with lying. Thanks for dicking me around, I so needed more of that in my life. What an utter waste of my time.

It made me feel so bad that I seriously thought about taking the post down completely, which I have NEVER done for anyone, ever. And that thought made someone else totally infuriated, Roger.

I’m sorry that post ruffled someone’s feathers that weren’t meant to be ruffled. But, the post wasn’t about them or for them, it was for me and about how I felt after someone treated me like dumpola.  Since the human skidmark it was about wouldn’t let me have an adult conversation with him after standing me up THREE TIMES (penis wrinkle!) I had to let my thoughts out somewhere and what better place to let MY thoughts be known than on MY blog. In the words of Sammy Davis Jr., “I can’t be right for somebody else, if I’m not right for me.


8 Responses to “I’ve Gotta Be Me”

  1. Maybelline November 2, 2012 at 3:53 AM #

    There’s always staying up watching ridiculous infomercials. I’ve already ordered my Wen hair are starter kit along with a special offer of Sheer Cover Mineral Foundation.

    “You’re such a good catch.” Reminds me of Fiddler on the Roof. Perhaps you need a Yenta.

    • Lauren Semar November 2, 2012 at 3:57 AM #

      That just makes me want Egg & Onion Matzos…which have glutten in them. Damn it!!!

  2. Bruce Allen November 2, 2012 at 9:39 AM #

    Does Samuel Whittemore have any living descendants?

    • Lauren Semar November 2, 2012 at 1:57 PM #

      I’m 99% sure he does. I mean you can’t live to 98, be that much of a badass and NOT have gotten laid.

  3. Kimberly Nickel November 2, 2012 at 11:01 AM #

    3 TIMES?! WTF. ps. penis wrinkle? LMAO

    • Lauren Semar November 3, 2012 at 4:11 AM #

      Yes, penis wrinkle. A fantastic insult, use it in good health.

  4. DAD November 2, 2012 at 5:12 PM #

    WTF…I’m GAY (Got Ass Yet)?! Well, the next time you want my GAY, faggate ass food, good luck. You can eat the food whipped up (pun intended) by those on your maternal side, were the bona fide, irrefutable ones reside.

    • Lauren Semar November 2, 2012 at 6:34 PM #

      Haha! That sounds like something a gay dude would say. Why are you typing like a 16 year old girl, Dad. WTF? Really. I expected a better shower of curse words. You can do better than that!

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